Worriers Tour 2013 Alternate Endings:

Worriers tour abruptly ends in alps over sled request denial. Rachel now lives in Italy, at Hotel Rubino. Lauren has taken up residence on Gertrude Stein’s porch. 

Mikey quits, now lives on Nutella farm in Nancy, France.

Worriers tour ends after French duel incident.

Rachel’s inner feminist kills Mikey’s inner Insane Clown Posse fan.